The Faulty Alarm
Today is a beautiful day and I suppose you’re wondering why I didn’t talk about Valentine’s Day yesterday and I suppose you’re expecting a story but there isn’t one. I just didn’t. Today is a very...
View ArticleThe Pioneer Day
What a bloody all-around decent weekend. Let’s have a little chat, shall we? Yesterday, i didn’t post for the first time in February. Let’s hope that this is not a down-hill spiral, shall we? Anyway,...
View ArticleI Will Be The Disco Ball
We were talking about that downward spiral in blogging after skipping a day? Wow, I actually managed to predict my own doom for about the millionth time. And it’s all because I pledged allegiance to...
View ArticleMissing Minneapolis and Love Withdrawals
Wowowowow. I am feeling so many feelings right now. It has been two days since I left lovely Minneapolis and I am feeling like a pile of sadness. I don’t know whether it’s the hustle-bustle, the people...
View ArticleThe Cold Body
No, I didn’t kill anybody, I’m just posting this while sitting at my computer desk which just so happens to exist next to one of the draftiest windows in the house. It’s a serious problem and my knees...
View ArticleThe Desire to Go Camping
There is nothing I would love more right now than to be floating in warm-ish water by a beach on a beautiful camping trip. I have been thinking about this place called ‘Eagle Point’. It is located in...
View ArticleThe Sudden Insecurity
I know that I am a good looking person. It is fact that I have nice eyes and nice teeth and my nose isn’t too obtrusive in the grand scheme of my face. I know that my body is just fine. It is fact that...
View ArticleThe Easter Bunny
Right now I am sitting right outside the community center of our village, which actually used to be the school before the town expanded and we had to build a new one. It is sunny and warm out and I am...
View ArticleThe Dick Move (Figuratively)
Hey. So, this is awkward. I don’t even know what to say. This has been the worst couple of months for blogging that I have ever experienced and I just cannot make excuses for why I’ve been so absent...
View ArticleThe ‘Busy’ Month
And by that I mean I’m an asshole who completely forgot about her favorite blog in the whole fucking world. I mean, I guess in a way it’s a happy thing because the happier and more content I am about...
View ArticleThe Graduate and Other Lame Almost-Love Stories
I have graduated. I did it. I made the big push and now it’s all over. I received my diploma and I walked with the other graduates. I had my graduation party. It’s done. Goodbye to the class of 2013....
View ArticlePrednisone, Deep Feelings, and a New Month
I was recently put on a dandy little prescription of Prednisone. It’s basically just steroids and is responsible for my heavy emotions and mood swings. Alice came over last night and I’m pretty...
View ArticleI Guess We’ll Just Call This One ‘Dating Angst’
Even though I’ve never been on a legitimate date in my life (as far as I know…?). I mean, I guess maybe I’ve gone and done things with people and maybe they thought they were dates or something but I...
View ArticleThe House Painter
I am in the process of painting a house. Yes, me. It is, in fact, my job for right now seeing as how I have gotten zero (count them) callbacks from fast food restaurants and Walmart to interview. It...
View ArticleHave I Used ‘The Party Weekend’ as a Blog Title Yet?
Because that’s what this is going to be. I’ve discussed the Frog party many times before and the moment is finally upon us to actually have it, starting tomorrow! Well, first I have to go to work in...
View ArticleThe Sore Throat and Other Post-Weekend Misfortunes
Well, it was a good weekend. I spent a large amount of time not sleeping, eating delicious food, playing volleyball, campfiring, and talking philosophy with people. It was awesome and I wish I felt as...
View ArticleThe Perks of Being a Post-Grad Criminal
Dear Internet. It has been a while since I’ve written and I’m told this could be a positive thing since I am spending more time in the ‘real world’ and less on the internet. I don’t know. Mostly I am...
View ArticleThe Freekend
A freekend is a weekend in which you have absolutely no plans. Not to be confused with the Freakend, which consists of a group of people going out and being as strange as possible (ie trolling stores,...
View ArticleThe Sudden Bout of Popularity
Dear internet, Today when I logged onto my website just to post a post and leave, I found something rather surprising and overall exciting. Shall we get straight down to it or should I just...
View ArticleThe Bailing Habit
Hello internet. I’m sure you’re surprised that I’ve actually been posting of late. Don’t worry; so am I. I was thinking about my blog a couple of weeks ago and just feeling so down about the fact that...
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